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whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot {REDUX}:

1. Jeremy Renner. How do I begin to describe Jeremy Renner? Let’s start at the top with that baby face. Did you know he’s 39 years old? 39 fucking years old! He’s always going to look younger than you and you’re just going to have to deal with that.
2. Let’s work our way down a little bit to his body. Sweet fancy Moses, his body. You saw The Hurt Locker, right? Then you know he wasn’t just defusing bombs; he was dropping bombs. Sexy bombs. If you’re not dead from the sexiness yet, just take a look at his arms. That ought to do it.
3. Listen, ladies, sometimes he has to cover up that body with some clothes. And boy does he cover it up nicely. This snappy dresser can wear the fuck out of a three-piece suit. He even looks hot in a bomb suit. Your boyfriend wishes he could pull off a fierce blue velvet blazer the way Mr. Renner does.
4. Oh, did I mention that he sings, too? Yeah, that’s right: handsome, built, stylish and a great singing voice. If your pants are still on, they won’t be on much longer after you hear him belt out New York State of Mind with Jimmy Fallon.
5. Last, but certainly not least, he’s a momma’s boy and proud of it. He could have his pick of any beautiful lady to take to the Oscars and he chose his momma. If that doesn’t warm your heart, then you must be dead inside.

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