...the little book of secrets...


whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

  1. He’s one of the most lucrative movie actors in French movie history. Yes, you want him to shake his money maker. And yes, he speaks french; like Gainsbourg said: “Je vais et je viens, entre tes reins”
  2. Just look at his chest. No. Don’t look at it. STARE AT IT FOREVER. Yes if you are in fact drooling, it’s only one of the side effects. The only cure? Look at it again! Are you JIZZIN’? I thought so. But don’t just look at his chest; check out his eyes. He even handles the moustache.
  3. He is renown for is incredible beauty. The Smiths and Dior both thinks that Alain Delon is one HOT motherf*cker.
  4. He played the lover of every single hot babe from that era. Jane Birkin? Check. Marianne Faithfull? Check. Brigitte Bardot? Check. He even lived an IDYLLIC LOVE STORY with Romy Schneider. Threesome please?
  5. He manages his very own luxury products company. Alain Delon is kind of a big deal. But he still finds time to be a father. What a DILF.

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    boy in France would have...tiny part of him, I would love my country.
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    eudaimoniaictheory:whytheyrehot:
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    my mom loved him when she was younger. and she still do.
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